Steg's dry, sarcastic wit was sharp enough to leave you reeling and pretty hurt if it attacked you with it.

Close enough with Jimmy Saville?

Wish Upon? More like Piss Upon!

His vibrations are just that good.

Irish Catholicism?

I now realize I was picturing Adam Beach, from SVU and Codetalkers? Windtalkers? I actually liked that movie. He might actually not have been in in.

The emphasized indefinite article was a lovely touch.

As always?

I still want a Fast+Furious crossover.

SnSn, or Sn^2

They're really emphasizing the shit out of Stark's 15 minute max appearance.

"Unpublished tweets!" Wow!

I'm gonna add "chartreuse" to Urban Dictionary as "gave oral sex". BRB

So probably not headed towards a good college.

And then the catfight broke out?

I can't believe they got Alec Baldwin for this. It sounds more like a Billy Baldwin flick, Stephen at best. If I didn't have weird feelings for Diane Lane.

This movie would work better as Unfaithful 2: European Boogaloo.

You're banished to the cupola.

This sounds infinitely better than the Christian evangelical films we love to see reviewed on this site.

Her parents tried hard to show her the light of FLDS, she slammed the door in their faces.