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Considering how badly our government wanted to unperson him, I'd say yes.

Manuel-Ruis Pareaguaera? I love that guy!

Pam Anderson was sexy as defined by mass-marketing commercial forces, and people bought it.

The Iraq War as a Michael Bay production makes a lot of sense. Explosions, shootouts, cheesy over the top villain, hokey premise and full of idiot ball moments the audience didn't think about too much at the time.

Now there's an interesting character subtext!

You know a better way to die? And don't give me that whole peacefully-at-home-surrounded-by-loved-ones bullcrap, because you and I both know that's not gonna happen for us AVCers.

Or the 13-year-olds who saw the vidcaps on the web!

Characters, narrative arc, theme. Yep, I count that as a story.

She didn't miss much.

And that Oliver Stone movie about 10 years ago.

I like the F-rating articles better when IV writes them.

24+ hours later and I'm still feeling the gutpunch of what this film did with characters I truly care about. That is effective moviemaking,

Dammit, I was hoping this was about the (misspelled) ambulance that A) would never fit all of Hans's crew and their purloined bounty, and B) clearly was not in the Pacific Courier truck at the beginning.

9/10, great action scenes that didn't get hyperbolically large, powerful drama, and put me close to tears. Definitely not superhero escapism. We could possibly use a spoiler space for this.

"Logan, I have to pee."

I was hoping it was about Radio Shack's aborted re-branding efforts 10 years ago, which till sounds like a better movie.

I'm saying Plissken's snake kept very busy in those years.

If you were conceived sometime between Escape From New York and Executive Decision, he might be.

He should be on the Wolfverse's Supreme Court by now.

Is that blonde supposed to be Chicago Police? Why is her badge a 7-point star?