Ha!!!! Yes! Vampire Bill is so ridiculous. His British actor straining to do Southern accent is the worst. They do have chemistry though, which I guess is why they got married. 

I did as well when the song first came out. I think a lot of people did.

My parents have some blackmail-level video of me as a kid. My favorite movie was Beauty and the Beast. I was like four years old, but I’d sing along, and somehow I’d consistently somehow mistaken the lyric “tie your napkin ‘round your neck, cherie” from Be Our Guest as “tie your neck around the chair, Marie.”

Glad I am not the only one....I thought it was cannonball!!

I haven’t commented in...I don’t know. Years?

That’s so weird. I was playing with this old Ouija board I found in the attic of this creepy old Victorian home that my white ethnic friend from a long line of sensitives lives in, as one does, and it spelled out “emerald marine chocolate mint tart”. Clearly, a dire warning.

Rough week. My friend from all the way back in elementary school died of Covid. I’m still trying to absorb all that.

You know what? Chicken butt.

I have no luck. My headache is gone BUT I’m laid up with a nasty spider bite on my ankle. So not too many trips outdoors beside getting the tiny human together with her best friend at the Lighthouse. Also we were supposed to be in Texas for our nieces wedding tonight. But you know Covid & Texas. So yeah. 

The first of these clear cakes I saw was designed to be like looking down in a koi pond, and was beautiful. Not sure what it tasted like, but it was very pretty.

My wife and I start jobs next week after months of being in constant contact. I’ve grown bored with the no knead bread of early pandemic times and am now trying various versions of soda bread such as Farl and basic loaves.

Okay. That's a banger.

This old is here for it.

Sorry about that! We are re-uploading it now and you should be able to watch in closed-caption as soon as it refreshes, within 30 mins at most. Happy scaries!

I wish these were closed-captioned for hearing-impaired / deaf people. We like to freak ourselves out too!  :) 

I might have been tempted to poke his face with a broom handle, but that's just me.

I have had drunk people try to open my door too! Usually I just ignore them, but one time one of them didn't just go away; he opened the letterbox and talked through it to the cat sitting in the hall for about five minutes straight before finally leaving.

Totally a bear.

I used to hammer on and on between the ages of 2 and 5 about my son John who lived in Los Angeles. There were also several old ladies, each called "Nana". I have no idea where any of this came from, but I remember them being very important to me.

I love past life stories. My college roommate's mom is convinced her son (my roommate's older brother) is a reincarnation of her grandfather. When the boy was around 3, she had taken him to the doctor for a checkup. He was running around the exam room (before the doc came in) climbing on things and whatnot. She told…