Can confirm anecdotally - when my mom was in med school in the seventies one of her fellow students decided it would be hilarious to pretend to jump rope with a cadaver’s intestines. Her school definitely took it seriously as he was promptly kicked out.

So I’ve never watched Southern Charm or followed sports, but I always thought ARod had a long and storied reputation as a big womanizer. I was kind of surprised when the two of them got serious.

I’ve heard about the bookstore thing, but for whatever reason Target always works for me. 

I want to get dressed up and go to a restaurant SO BADLY.

Well, I enjoyed reading your posts. Don’t let him drive you away.

This is horrifying. I am very squeamish (though it’s gotten much better as an adult through exposure to life’s grossness) and this would have caused me to break down. That poor baby, I hope he’s ok and they fire that rotten teacher. School should be a safe place, especially for a child that young.

Banana, peanut butter and chocolate chip frozen yogurt sounds delightful.

Lol this picture! Though I must say, I’d be pretty surprised if Chloe Sevigny got married in a traditional white princessy-type gown.

Omg, I pressed play on the video and the first thing out of his mouth was about how common it is for women to “let themselves go” after marriage. I had to turn it off. 

Just an FYI, Mortal Dictata is a white British dude who is all of 23 or so. He’s toned it down recently but he loves to tell grown-ass women on this website what to think and generally only engages with other commenters to argue endlessly. He’s not worth your time.

The people who still question Harry’s paternity are delusional. Every year he looks more and more like his father and grandfather. He also has the close-set Windsor eyes, which seem to be a pretty dominant trait (even little Charlotte has them!).

I took one look at her in that dress and decided I needed to eat more yogurt. She looks fantastic. 

I boldly pluck my chin hairs right in front of my spouse. The romance is alive!

Yeah, I never really thought about it from the celebrity’s perspective, but I would definitely be tempted to fudge the truth a little haha. 

I was referring to the way the baby came to join their family, not the baby itself. It would be really bizarre if they kept the baby hidden away.

A wild theory indeed ;)

That’s a good point! The people that previously lived in the house next door to me had two small children that were very close in age, one adopted and one not. They didn’t share the details but I assumed something like that possibly happened (the wife got pregnant while they were going through the adoption process).

This was an interesting article. I haven’t really looked at a celebrity magazine in years since the internet has it all covered nowadays, but I used to love People and US Weekly.

Yes, this is why I wrote that the baby was quite obviously either adopted or they used a surrogate. I’m not sure why the general public needs to know which of those two options they chose, like who gives a fuck? They’re entitled to share as much or as little as they want about it.

Those questions are horrible and people truly do need to learn to mind their own business.