Women are so foul about hovering sloppily in public restrooms. I tend to inspect the toilet seat closely for signs of pee, but one time I sat in some nasty piss in a dimly-lit airport bathroom and had to stew in it throughout an eight hour flight followed by a four hour train ride. I felt so disgusting 🤮. 

I’m going to hell for saying this, but Demi Lovato seems to be pretty well acquainted with drugs.

I’m in Colorado, and to be fair my state’s response has been much better than a lot of other states (though our governor just relaxed restrictions again, I assume to address economic concerns).

As an American, they’re pretty fucking lax! Regulations depend by state since our federal government obviously won’t come up with a cohesive plan since the pandemic has been completely politicized, and in my state enforcement is pretty nonexistent. Barely anyone cares enough to change their behavior in any significant…

I second your vote - she’s the first person that popped in my head.

Now this is capitalism at its finest - our elected officials refuse to take action, but at least corporations are starting to move to do the right thing since for them we vote with our dollars. The world has turned upside-down!

Lol fuck around and find out, dumbasses. 

YEESH. I clicked on the second BDSM Twitter likes first and felt bad for him that it’s blowing up, then clicked on the first one where he said he cut the heart out of a living animal and ate it and ugh, fuck him forever. Like, get your kink on or whatever Armie but I really hope he didn’t torture an animal like that.

I was actually by surprised how much I enjoy it, though I’m not through with the whole season yet. It’s pretty nice escapism. I read somewhere that it’s not supposed to be authentic because it takes place in an alternate-universe regency era.

I longed desperately for one of these when I was a kid, but it was definitely not the type of food that my parents would ever buy. As soon as I see one in-store I’m snatching it up! 

Lol at this addendum 

I was just talking with a law school friend recently and we came to a similar conclusion - they should have cut it down to a year-long program and just given us the outlines from the beginning! We all would have saved so much time and money haha. But law schools gotta make that cash and gatekeep potential excellent…

I know! She’a a gazillionaire, but she’s also a teenage girl. Her money doesn’t make her immune to mean comments about her appearance.

That bitch needs to be disbarred. 

Law school (and the extra $$$ you have to shell out for BARBRI, what a fucking racket) definitely helps in preparing for the bar, but in my experience doesn’t prepare anyone to actually practice law in the real world, which you have to learn on the job. I wish more states had an apprenticeship route available. Or that…

Or watching a couple episodes of Bill Maher. 

I’m sure it was difficult for you and I feel kind of bad for laughing, but the mental image of a tiny four year old standing resolutely and saying “I choose starvation” in the face of dinner is really funny.

I am so glad that social media wasn’t around when I was a child because my mom would have been completely out of control with this kind of thing. I’m 41 now and on occasion still have to firmly remind her to please not write about me on the internet or share pictures on Twitter that were screenshotted from my private…

Wow, what a passive-aggressive way to teach. 

This is so cute! What a great memory.