Well, now I want your life, stern seagull and all.

A minor correction: Kim is doing an apprenticeship in lieu of a traditional law school program, not “fast-tracking law school”. This is a totally acceptable path to qualify to sit for the CA bar exam, and is regulated by state rules. I’ve seen lots of misconceptions about this. 

Jesus, I’m sorry. I’ve also never told my sister and absolutely never will.

Seriously. I was a (young) adult when my mom told me she thought seriously about aborting my sister, who is my favorite person in the world. I am staunchly pro-choice and sympathize with her struggle, but I wish she had kept that shit to herself because it was difficult to process even in my twenties. Poor North. 

I’m on GT all the time, I need to get more involved with Deadsplinter because I know there’s a good group over there! I made an account but need to remind myself to check it out more often :)

Oh I’m not sure, it was either because I posted on Clashtalk or a kinja glitch, who knows. I do wonder if they’re trying to phase out the commenting system, which doesn’t make a lot of sense to me business-wise since it would seem that an engaged audience would keep clicking. But hey, I’ve never run a website so I…

The comment section won’t ever be like it used to unless authors start approving commenters - more approved commenters mean more people are able to comb through the grays and make good comments visible. I rarely engage in the MP comment sections since I was grayed - it’s a generally total waste of time to shout into…

Justice for Vera and her weird apricot hair!

Parents need more resources to help with violent teenagers - there’s really not a lot of help out there. 

Jada had a relationship with someone when she and Will were separated and they talked about it recently on her show: https://jezebel.com/jada-pinkett-smith-brought-herself-to-the-red-table-as-1844341004

Right? I can’t tell if he’s fully leaned in to his troll status and that’s his thing to stay relevant or he’s just not terribly self-aware, but it’s definitely not the first time he’s shown his ass on Twitter (the Terry Crews thing comes to mind). 

50 cent is always out there acting like a gossipy little troll. 

Oh that’s wild! They’re generally cheaper than other brands at my store. 

Probably not going taste the same without MSG (people are so weird about MSG!).

Yay for sprucing up the house! My quarantine spruces: I bought a new duvet cover + pillowcases to refresh the bedroom, replaced a clunky bathroom mirror with a new one that is much more sleek, and got some cute railing planters for my balcony that are now spilling over with red petunias and sweet potato vines. I also…

I thought she looked like Vanessa Marcil during her 90210 days. 

Her teeth seriously freak me out. I wonder if they’re real or if it’s a case of getting veneers too big for your face.

Omg that must be why she looks so odd in that photo! I couldn’t put my finger on it, but yeah, those eyebrows don’t match up. 

I love aprons and used to collect them until I ran out of room. That said, I really only wear one these days if I’m cooking something especially messy or prone to splatter, or if I’m hosting friends and don’t want to get my outfit dirty while I finish dinner.

Random capitalization is one of my pet peeves and it doesn’t surprise me one whit that these dumbfucks would pepper  their email with it.