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Please don’t insult Ken in such a manner. 

I was pretty tickled that they gave Serac a French keyboard for his scene in the jet (AZERTY instead of QWERTY). Nice attention to detail Westworld!

Your dad’s commitment to cake is truly inspiring.

I’m super curious how these celebs with enormous homes are handling the cleaning and the maintenance during shelter in place orders. Did Drake’s staff shelter with him to continue swiffering  all 50,000 square feet? Are all his baseboards dusty and his countertops sticky now? Inquiring minds want to know...

There’s always a lot of backlash when Jez posts about it, but I love open concept - I do the cooking, and when we lived in a home with a kitchen and living room on different floors it felt like an isolating chore. We currently live in a townhome with the kitchen, dining and living rooms all combined into one room, and

Beautiful!

I’m sorry for your loss. 

Right? I distinctly remember being a young teen with a rabid crush on Brad Pitt - I was so upset when I found out he was a whole 16 years older than me, because that age gap was insurmountable and I would always be too young for him.

I would have been the bratty kid that screamed for the pasta instead ;).

People are being serious dicks in this comment section. 

I agree that healthcare resources need to be directed towards treating this pandemic, but the procrastination thing is a pretty shitty thing to say. There are a myriad of reasons women wait to have children: some women aren’t in serious partnerships until their late thirties/early forties, some want to wait until they

Yeah, the appearance-based comments are pretty nasty and mean-girly. Most people’s styles are a mixture of environment and personal preferences - who cares if some women like to spray tan and have blond hair?

I loved this book as a kid - it’s one of my go-to gifts for baby showers. Every child needs to experience the magical never-ending pasta pot!

I make a tofu scramble that I always joke looks like dog vomit. Ugly but delicious! 

I was randomly thinking about ordering an adidas tracksuit just today, as part of my commitment to elastic waistbands during quarantine. My bank account thanks you for grounding me with this comment.

I don’t even care about these people but I clicked through because of the description.

Their tiny brains work in such mysterious ways.

My boy cat does the bodyslam + mewling to our hallway coat closet roughly once a day - I can’t image what kind of exotic wonderland he thinks is on the other side of that door.

Wait, I’m pretty sure he broke up with the Kwanzaa cake lady a while ago.

I’m sorry, he sounds like an ass, but I can’t stop laughing at “he sat in a chair so long he broke it”.