I run during the day on a fairly well-populated trail, but with headphones on, so my eyes are constantly scanning my surroundings for potential threats.

Goddamnit, Mother taking a more visible role means this awful song is going to be stuck in my head constantly:

Oh wow, I had completely forgotten Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were a thing, let alone still together all these years since that music video she was in. Mazel to them!!

My god, we just had J Lo at 50 shake everyone up, now Martha’s out there at 78 looking amazing! 

Right? I wear my wedding rings when I remember to wear them, which is about 50% of the time. It has nothing to do about the state of my marriage! 

I watched the interview because I’m kinda fascinated by their house - they mention that they do indeed have stuff, but there are a lot of hidden cabinets in the walls so it’s not in their living space.

Was Robert Kardashian considered a brilliant legal mind? It’s my understanding that he practiced for only a short time and made all his money as a businessman (and reactivated his bar membership only to serve as counsel for OJ, likely so he wouldn’t have to testify in his trial).

Yay!!! Much appreciated :D.

Thank you. He is adorable and I would like to boop his little pink nose. 

The photo’s not showing up - I want to see the kitty! 

Right? People think cat lovers are timid introverts, but I think we secretly love the thrill of danger that comes with living with a tiny predator.

Lol

I love live indoor plants but have two crafty chonkers as well. Sooo many plants are dangerous for kitties, the struggle is real!

You’re not the only one my friend! I am flat-butted as well and high rise jeans look like absolute trash on me. They’re also horrifically unflattering from the front if you’re not small-waisted (I am pretty straight up and down). Ugh, I can’t wait for this fucking trend to end, jeans shopping is already hard enough.

I only know him from Fight Club, had no idea he was in Rocky Horror ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really don’t like the entryway, pool table and the mounted guns. Everything else I’m pretty much ok with - I love it when people have fun with their decor, it’s surprisingly rare to see.

I agree, he would look so much better. The I ly thing holding him back is likely the countless articles, breathless analysis, commentary on his vanity, etc. that would follow should he go for the full shave.

I hate that term! When we were looking into buying our home, I expressly forbid my husband from even mentioning the words. Like sorry, if you want a room to yourself that you can decorate like a frat house and make a mess of beer bottles in with your friends you can live by yourself. Otherwise you’re sharing a clean,…

Yeah, I appreciate that his new look took an immense amount of hard work, but I found that veiny topless picture hard to look at *shudder*

Right? This is like some modern-day Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence shit. If I decorate the cookies, they’re mine.