Girl Scout cookies get a pass.

I’d like to extend this “feeling like an atm” to people who bring stuff into the office that their kids are selling. I don’t need any more giant tubs of stale popcorn or butter braids languishing in my freezer, thankyouverymuch.

That was a beautiful tribute. I’m so sorry for your loss.

Yeah, I think she’s blond but that’s all I got. That story is total bs. 

I saw this thread of Mary Louise scream dubs this morning and can’t stop laughing.

I was surprised that Bonnie’s parents are still together. I guess he could be her stepdad, but he did tell a story about when Bonnie was a little kid.

The escapee trotting down the empty hallway cracked me up!

I want to chomp right into that bread!

Omg, I did not! I never knew that they weren’t actually twins. And then I had to google if George Reeve was related to Christopher Reeves, and down the internet hole I just went.

Yes! Something about how she wasn’t beautiful, but you couldn’t stop looking at her.

I’m with you: I remember the staircase part being both confusing and sexy to lil’ Tofutti. It wasn’t until I was much older that I realized it was a rape scene. 

Oh, you!

I devoured Gone With the Wind one summer when I was way too young and promptly fell in love with Scarlett O’Hara*. As she was clearly the most beautiful woman ever and I wanted to look just like her, I begged and pleaded to dye my blond hair raven black and get green contacts so I could show up to school in the fall…

Haha same! It’s my go-to line when even the most mundane task gets accomplished.

Omg I need to have a childhood faves movie night now. Excellent choices!

I love this movie.

My feet are strange-looking (I have a really long second toe), but I don’t care about them too much - most people’s feet are weird if you really look at them. I love open-toed sandals, peep toes, etc. but for some reason have a deep hatred of flip flops. Something about the constant slapping noise they make when…

Omg that’s hilarious.

I was reading through job applications recently, and one applicant included a letter of recommendation from the principal at a high school she had worked at previously. It kinda blew my mind to see multiple typos in the principal’s letter. 

Ooo this is a dark theory and I like it. Someone needs to check on the rest of the 7th Heaven actors to see what they’re doing to promote evil in the world.