Lol!! I have extensions and when I first got them, all my female friends that didn’t know I was getting them in advance asked me immediately about them (my hair grew about a foot and a half overnight, so it was super obvious).  None of my male friends have a clue.

A butt massage for sure.

The mustache is not my fave, but I still would.

This is apparently what he looks like now!

I agree that it’s bunk of the Golden Globes to allow celebs to be stealth-forced into promoting products. For some reason or another I thought it was already customary to have similar product placement and that the Fiji water girl got a lot of press because her facial expressions were funny.

I don’t generally watch the Golden Globes (I just check out all the pretty dresses online afterwards), but is it unusual for there to be sponsorship on the red carpet? I guess I’m surprised by the surprise at all this.

Trust me, European men don’t get this either. 

Unrealistic expectations indeed.

This is so true, and it blew my mind when I realized it. 

I’ve also found that men who say “I don’t like women who wear a lot of makeup” are really talking about heavy eyeliner and false lashes. Most of them are too stupid to realize that that “natural, low-maintenance” look they covet is actually pretty heavily made up as well.

I’m a nervous nelly about contacting people off-site, but if you get the idea off the ground with your marketing friend, keep me updated! I know some people that I would love to give it to as gifts if it ends up in calendar form :D.

I <3 this idea! Someone that’s better at Twitter than me needs to crowdsource this - we’d have a calendar’s worth of material in no time.

You speak the truth! It’s really too bad that that knowledge takes so long to learn.

My cat knows the difference between “there” and “they’re”.

Man, I’d love to look like I did in my early twenties, but other than that, I’d never want to relive that age. All the insecurities that I had as a very young woman were straight-up awful, and it’s probably a million times worse when you’re in the public eye. It gets better Hailey!

Ha! That’s awesome, what a cool experiment.

I used to live in Paris and it seemed like most people I knew used bottled water at home for drinking, it was ridiculous. I had a friend over once and gave him a glass of tap water and he was disgusted. The tap water there is completely safe and just tastes like normal water, it was so bizarre.

Pretty sure paying for sex with a child is illegal in every state. That person is an idiot. 

Count me in as being sick of this bottled water bullshit too. If you live in an area of the world where tap water is clean and easily accessible, JUST DRINK IT! Can you imagine what a person a couple hundred years ago would have thought about having safe, clean water easily pouring out of a tap in their home? It’s an…

Ugh, those women. Internalized misogyny is a bitch.