I also think it’s pretty common behavior for embezzlers to start with small thefts and then get bigger and bigger as they get emboldened from not being caught. So while $30k isn’t really that much to Rowling, who knows how much this person would have taken over time if she were allowed to continue. 

Cheap cats are the best cats, it is known! Here’s my little bargain-bin kitty in his favorite snuggle position

I may have missed it, did it say somewhere that her assistant was underpaid?

These mass shootings happen so often that I’m ashamed to admit that I feel pretty numb about them these days. I grew up in CO and remember the horror of Columbine, but they’re just such a common occurrence now that it just seems like another news story that will be forgotten quickly, with not even the most minimal…

Actually now that you mention it a jumpsuit would probably be a terrible idea for a tiny airplane bathroom.

That would be super cute! I’m eyeing the jumpsuit for travel and trying to decide if it leans more towards “cozy and chic” or “crazy person in a cult”.

Yessssss that’s my fave! I look forward to it every year.

I did one on my old dog years ago and I was pretty skeptical of the results. There were some that made sense (he was spotty, and it said he was part English setter) but the test also said my 90+ pound doggo was part chihuahua, which was pretty hilarious. 

Nah, it needs to be blessed by Oprah to taste right. 

All I could think of as I was reading was “Jesus, I’m so glad I’m not 19 anymore”.

Mocking Oprah’s favorite things is one of the best holiday traditions, but I always secretly want everything on the list. Eating a key lime bundt cake while snuggled up in one of those squishy blankets sounds pretty fantastic right now.

#neverforget

I also found Jez back in the day through a gossip round-up link on Dlisted!

I’d never thought of it before you mentioned it, but she does have the perfect face for a pixie. 

Did you adopt/purchase the cat jointly? I imagine this varies state to state, but if your name alone is on that paperwork, or if you are listed as the primary contact at the vet, you may be able to keep the cat after the divorce. That’s how pet custody works in my state at least, it may be worth a google if you’re…

Don’t say that! It may be small solace, but you are seriously one of my favorite commenters. You are necessary in this internet part of the world :)

I’ve sent this happen! I worked at McDonalds for a summer as a teen and a disgruntled customer threw a Coke at my manager. He didn’t have the thrower arrested, but just stood there dripping silently with Coke for a moment while everyone else in the restaurant froze, then roared “GET. OUT!!!!” in the scariest voice…

I splurged big and bought my husband a Cartier tank watch for our anniversary this year. He’d been talking about that damn watch for several years now, dragging me into the jewelry store intermittently and staring at it longingly, etc. but wouldn’t buy it for himself so I just went for it, mostly to shut him up. He…

You look fantastic!! This photo is perfection.

I just like everything on Instagram, with the exception of ads. I dunno, I guess I’m just easy to please ¯\_(ツ)_/¯