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I’m assuming that the evidence around parental permission is in question, not the fact that he filmed the scene.

Agreed. I think that Bush probably had somewhat good intentions and believed he was doing the right thing. I also don’t think he’s a terribly bright man, and thus was susceptible to influence by worse people. These things don’t matter though: the effects of his actions were evil, and that’s his legacy whether or not

Yeah, I wanna see some nipple leakage at the very least before a cis-dude gets to say he’s pregnant too. 

“We’re pregnant!” makes my skin crawl.

OMG this happened to me once. My first clue was when he showed up to a casual “let’s get grab a drink” wearing a button-up shirt and pressed slacks. My second big one was when he tried to lunge in for a kiss when I said I had to head home. Dude absolutely knew I wasn’t single in the first place and then was so bold as

It has a membership fee but pays dividends, so you get a check at the end of the year. If you shop there regularly, you get the fee back or more. I don’t even really buy food there as we’re just a couple and everything comes in jumbo-size (so just mostly paper goods, cleaning supplies and Diet Coke) and I always get

He basically advocated rape after Columbine (and yes, I know it was a “joke”).

I thought love for Costco was bipartisan.

I would get the hell out if I were her. We’ve all seen the way he acts in public, I can’t imagine the dark shit that she’s gone through with him when they’re alone together. 

Oh, go jerk off to football players getting CTE then loser.

Confession: I liked the formal shorts look of the mid-aughts. Bring it back, it was cute!

That makes a lot of sense! I guess I’ve been lucky that I haven’t dealt with a lot of prescription meds in my life *knock on wood* so I didn’t think about that aspect. 

Marijuana’s legal in my state, and it was made very clear during the legalization process that driving while high will still result in a DUI, just like driving while drunk (this was obviously the case before marijuana was legalized- it was just an awareness campaign). I didn’t make it clear in my comment, but I’m kinda

Hm. My sister only eats pancakes with butter and hot sauce. I’ll have to tell her about your savory French toast!

Yeah, I split open my chin twice when I was a kid (from jumping into a pool backwards and then from jumping off a swing and landing on my face). The first time, my mom freaked out about scarring and took me to a plastic surgeon. The second time she just shrugged and stitched it up herself (she was a doctor but not a

You vape while you’re driving? D:

I had to buy diapers just yesterday for a baby shower I’m going to this weekend and had the exact same moment of panic when confronted with all the choices! I texted my friend (the recipient, pregnant with her first baby) and she was all “get whatever you want, I have no idea either” haha.

That’s adorable! Good on your mom for being an excellent agent of Team Cat.

Hey, I successfully made my husband a cat person too! Nice job Rebecca Romijn, we need to recruit as many people as possible as support for the upcoming cat revolution.

People almost always first call me by a diminutive of my name (which is an entirely different name, but much more common) because they mishear it no matter how clearly I enunciate. Most people stop when I correct them, except for one woman who I’ve had to correct EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME 👏 for years. I’m glad I don’t