Add starring this to the list of things I’m going to hell for.

I’m not a lawyer or particularly interested in guns, but google “didn’t mean to shoot” and notice how many hits refer to distinct incidents. You might also want to look up the legal definition of assault, which is not the same as the ordinary conversational definition.

I’m going to hell for laughing at this, aren’t I?

In ancient times when I still had a land line and for some reason I felt like picking up when what looked like a telemarketer was calling, I got into the habit of waiting for them to say hello. Just because if I didn’t wait, there would inevitably be several seconds of dead air. (Probably caused by their system…

A lot of families aren’t prepared for the funeral expenses of a child who was in good health. I’ve been assuming the GoFundMe was for that.

I did think there was more product placement with the fashion.

Yeah, thanks, ICE. You’ll nab the dude playing the least popular of the big four pro sports, but turf Bieber? Of course not.