Well she has managed to perfectly time the activities of her womb to best influence the vote for Scottish independence. That in itself is quite an achievement.

That's kinda why I like them so much.

Second everything you're saying right now. The idea that you're only Jewish if your mother is is technically true but the majority of Jews in the US don't take the Torah that literally.

I'm on the side of "half-Jewish" being a thing. I mean, there are a lot of people who are just cultural or ethnic Jews and children of Jewish fathers deserve to be able to recognize that.

Yeah, the phrase "Jewish American Princess" (and related acronyms) is something that gets thrown around a lot (particularly in the tri-state area in and around NYC, although I did hear it a number of times growing up further away). It's supposed to connote a certain type of Jewish girl who is very spoiled, usually…

Kind of knew this was coming and still genuinely sad to hear the news. Unapologetic, badass, SURVIVOR. She came back from Carson. She came back from her husband's suicide and a damn near empty bank account. She came back from the haters time and time again. She owned her surgeries, the pressure she felt as a woman,…

Do you really *have to* take that baby to see their elderly great grandparents? Would the baby survive not meeting extended family? Or are the parents just selfish shit fucks who live to inconvenience your precious beauty nap in coach? What about you - would your heart suddenly stop pumping if you weren't on that…

Believe me, most parents do not want to take newborns to young toddlers (2yrs) on flights either. If they do it, it's because they have to. If they're taking red-eyes, it's because they have to - to save money or for schedule issues. Traveling with a small child is infinitely more stressful for the parent than for…

you obviously don't have a bi-coastal, bi-hemispheric family like I do. I am a hard ass at home with my kids (first day of school was today- was so psyched to see the nuns getting the kids into shape again!).

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

instead, family and friends hummed "Here Comes The Bride."

I don't understand how Brad Pitt forgot to pack a tie to a wedding at his house.

His remorse does seem genuine, and it should be. But just remember that he shot and killed a woman who came to his home looking for help. You can feel empathy for someone, and still recognize that they deserve to go to prison.

Nothing about this okay but I don't think you're wrong to feel sorry for someone who made a very bad decision and will pay for it for a long time. This is a tragedy all around.

I guess you missed the part where I would love to care but am unable to. And lucky you finding designer pants at a charity shop! Here in my neighbourhood where everyone shops at pound shops the choices that have been donated to charity shops are slightly less glamorous. And even if charity shops were simply…

"No one gives a shit anymore."

I will bet you all of the money that her friends have been hoping she wouldn't go through with it since the moment they found out she was engaged.

I find it incredible that you act like a pointlessly persnickety and pedantic dick to your commenters, like the guy who didn't know what end papillote means. And yet you don't take it so well when your readers give it back. Just an observation.

I don't think you're a creep....the rind on brie is meant to be eaten. Wax on a hard cheese like gouda or edam is not.

This story scared the crap out of me because it is shocking that proton therapy is not available in the UK for anything but eye cancer. Granted, it is fairly new, but there are about 10 centers in the U.S. that provide it, and insurance does cover it here, for all kinds of cancers that in particular involve the brain.…