I find it incredible that you act like a pointlessly persnickety and pedantic dick to your commenters, like the guy who didn't know what end papillote means. And yet you don't take it so well when your readers give it back. Just an observation.

I am very anti-this veil. Okay, you love your kids. WE GET IT.

Am I nuts or is that dress a little circa '97 Delia's catalog in the bodice? Not that I'm complaining.

I feel like they took the "we're just getting married because our kids want us to" angle a little far with the drawings scrawled all over the dress. It's a bit "well see, I only care about my family not weddings" I feel like it's supposed to be an inoculation against those who would comment on them not making good on…

People are giving me undeserved shit, and I respond. Each time I am more civilized than the other person. I am such an asshole. I'm embarrassed for both of us.

honestly, I think I behaved coolly in this exchange. I think it is Pinkham who is being a brat.

I don't think you're a creep....the rind on brie is meant to be eaten. Wax on a hard cheese like gouda or edam is not.

This story scared the crap out of me because it is shocking that proton therapy is not available in the UK for anything but eye cancer. Granted, it is fairly new, but there are about 10 centers in the U.S. that provide it, and insurance does cover it here, for all kinds of cancers that in particular involve the brain.…

Me! I'm excited just because Milan is so cute, I hope they have a little Shakira now :3

To the extent that it looks a little drab, I'd say that's mostly down to the white shirt, which is the only color shirt the President of 'Murica is allowed to wear with a suit. It'd be nice if he could add a little color or even (god forbid) a pattern.

Labor Day is Monday! He's well within his rights to wear this. People are just looking for a reason to pick on Barry!

My husband is Catalan and I'm taking full advantage or this whole "visiting family" necessity. I successfully tracked down Angelina in Ho Chi Minh City back in '07 so I have full confidence that I'll be victorious this time. Re-reading that, I sound reeeeeally creepy, but I swear these are isolated incidents......

Living in Barcelona for the fall? I'll admit, I am very, very jealous of you! Please report back if your stalking proves fruitful.

Make good urban policies that allow local low-income people to stay living in their neighborhoods when you move in?

We did the traditional vows, and I wouldn't change it. There's something poetic about making the same vows as my parents and grandparents, etc. Also, they sum everything up: "I choose you, come what may."

Tracy's suggestions are sweet, but - in response to the larger point - I'm kind of a traditionalist when it comes to ceremonies. We all know wedding vows and wedding tropes are bullshit! We all know the bride isn't the most beautiful woman in the world (unless she's Pam Grier) and that the couple aren't going to be…

I think she doesn't actually think she raped him, she just means that she was the instigator but still it's so incredibly inappropriate to use that word when you don't really mean it. Rape jokes just aren't funny! When will people stop using them? I get upset anytime anybody uses it and doesn't really mean it.

bc LOL MALE RAPE!!!!

I love that she for real has half naked model dudes just hanging around. Saturday Night Live Donatella would be proud.

Immediately posted to my Facebook with the title: "BAD BITCH ALERT."