well, ‘muricans don’t want ‘em, they want trucks the size of a house and suv’s the size of an apartment building.

Fucking disgusting = ramming your bath towel into your small intestine after you shower

So you don’t wash your asshole in the shower? Do you take a shit between washing & toweling? Is your ass so loose poop just falls out? Maybe try some fibre if that’s the case

This should not even have to be asked.

The “driver”. Next question.

No, it wasn’t in Texas, it was in Austin. :)

“I’m not gonna respond to a letter from the president’s outside counsel.”

For added realism, at least one of the ships should have been called Sunny McSunface.

Conservatives these days are the biggest whiny bitches, constantly crying “wolf” when they detect the least little slight, true or otherwise. It’s incredible how self-victimized they have become, when they love to pose with their “snowflake” and “everything is too PC” and “pulling the race card.” News flash, jerks:…

That’s not what this commercial is saying. It is saying, “We couldn’t figure out how to show the semi-autonomous system doing anything worthwhile because, legally speaking, it doesn’t do shit as long as the driver is the ultimate backup system. So this lame ‘going between two trucks’ thing is the best we could come up…

Hey, if you are suggesting graduated drivers licenses and a requirement to prove a higher level of driving proficiency for vehicles that are more difficult to drive, and park, then I am with you 110%.

I don’t want to share the pavement with someone who is incapable of successfully parallel parking the automobile that they are operating.

Is anyone else terrified to see further degradation of driving skills in North America? I mean really, what kind of a passenger would say “Well, she can’t really handle driving between other vehicles on the freeway, but thanks to Nissan, I am very comfortable being a passenger here.” Things are bad enough without…

+1,000,000

I can guarantee you that white piece of shit revels in the “satire and irony” of 4Chan and similarly disgusting, unkempt corners of the internet. They’ve become so desensitized to extreme gore and violence, compounded by their already racist beliefs, that they view the world through one of the worst examples of a…

Okay, yes. Maybe all that is true. But you do understand that SOMEONE, even after all the smartypants people like you pull themselves up by their bootstraps and find something different/better to do for money, will have to do that job under the conditions described. SOMEBODY is going to toil in this job at some point.…

I’ve had jobs, and I think the mindset was, “we don’t care how bad you think it is, it’s not bad enough that you’d quit, so we don’t care.” I called their bluff and quit. That’s the only thing that gets through. I would tell my kid “quit the job, they’re not treating you well, and you don’t need to put up with it”.…

That kid needs to learn to be a quitter. You won’t get anywhere in life if you don’t learn to say “Not just no, but fuck no.”

It isn’t. It’s a stupid “well, um, maybe something magically bad could happen” type of thing. The argument I’ve seen is that “your foot could slip” or “it may not be as safe”. It’s all a bunch of crap.

Yeah. God forbid you have to walk the same ground other people’s bare feet have touched. With your shoes on. THAT IS JUST TOO GROS.