Fuck companies trying to boost their revenues and shareholder value...what were they thinking.

Of course not.....pass!!!!

There are a few things that I get very upset about:

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I find it ironic that we somehow hold the divergent beliefs that being rich is desirable and admirable, but taking the steps required to get there is morally repugnant.

You snail along at a glacial pace until all of a sudden <del>traffic just clears up for no reason</del> you get past the spot where, on the other side of the freeway the Camry rear ended the CX5 twenty minutes ago and the two people are looking forlorn and pointing instead of moving it off to the side of the road

silver, beige, or gold Toyota with a dent in the rear fender. some of them even stuff their rear window shelf with stuffed animals. can you believe that shit?

Depends on how far your destination, when I drove 400 miles (200 there and 200 back on monday) 10-15 extra MPH makes a HUGE difference, anywhere from 40 min. to a hour.

Prius.

This list may keep growing through the day.

You forgot Prius from that list.

Dammit...why does the red car have to be the asshole in that gif?

Jesus. Even when Camrys crash, they’re boring as all hell.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

Hey being a teen in the eighties those cars were badass (except for the Sunbird), and that ad was was awesome. But with thirty years of hindsight you realize what a dumbass you were as a teenager.

The power of the Camry. Take every one’s collective racing fantasy and make it look boring, mundane, and unspirited. Only a Camry could make me not want to drive Monaco.

Who can forget when Pontiac went MTV on us? (Still some of my favorite commercials from my youth along with the Chevy “Heartbeat” commericals)

I hate this ad so very much.

Well there’s the two bothers with helmets on supposedly racing each other at Monaco in their Camry’s.