David.... Holy shit. You don’t know about the Street Comanche?!?!?!?!

Proving once again that automakers need to bring back vinyl graphics and cool colors.

Let’s assume that this was actually a problem for her, and that she didn’t figure out a way to finesse $100 from every Becky, Becki, Rebeckah and Bex on Earth that discredited an entire culture. Let’s say this was genuinely a problem and solution she came up with completely independently...

The escalade still prints money for GM and people are still buying these behemoths like it’s nobody’s business. Fix cue and most complaints from actual people that buy them will disappear. So I honestly dont care. What I wanna know is, when’s the mid engine XLR coming out?

The shit people are willing to endure just so they don’t have to learn to drive stick is astounding.

Are you surprised Jalopnik is actually reporting on a hugely anticipated new car reveal?

As previously reported, this fucker comes in brown. #YouHadMeAtTarga

If you’re listening to Le Batard for “scores and highlights” all I can say is “You don’t get the show”.

He took 5 minutes at the end of a 3 hour show to express his opinion.

This is a big freaking deal.

Get over yourself. 

As usual, you’re wrong. I would absolutely eat the hell out of whatever vegan free-range single-origin taco cupcakes come out of that. (Okay, maybe not cupcakes. Cupcakes are trash.)

BROWNVETTE <3

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

I sometimes absent-mindedly turn on ESPN radio on my drive home because that time slot used to be graced by Le Batard and then Bomani Jones, and then hear that shitheel Will Cain for about 2 seconds before I change the station. Cain, by the way, is not ‘not political’ either, he’s a fucking GOP shill. Kudos to Dan,…

being used to sell food deems it a toy?

Easy to maintain, will run forever, low floor height, and easy to park compared to other options. 

Exactly. It’s a work vehicle so use it as a tool not a toy. I think a reason these may be popular for food trucks is their low floor height, meaning the vendor doesn’t have to bend over so far to serve customers.

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”