Keeep the chahhnj

You truly are the mother of all whores.

Who ya fukin' ? Travis?

You're so evolved that I'M embarrassed!

Hurt Locker made a point to show this with its IED blow'emups.

Haha he's a badass carnivore and you're soooooooo mad about it! I love you

"Somewhere to begin with" = a lucrative endorsement and a comedy special that's about to just disappear, and relative to the thousands of nobody comedians trying to make it - a pretty successful career. Seems like he has a lot to lose.

Eat that wing! They died for it. You eat it!

Game Over: Kasparov and the Machine (2003)

"… zz ..the clown has NO penis .. zz .."

Beenawhillle!

That's the joke :)

Dasa biiig twinky.

beenawhiile!

Mr. Potatohead!! Mr. Potatohead!!