I’ll allow it.

At least someone’s still having fun with Star Wars.

We’ve rebooted everything from America, so now we got to reach out to other lands to reboot them too!

I thought he was the guy who sang “You Can Do Magic”

Is that what Michael Jackson was up to?

Or Titanic a popular movie 

Then get Peter Noone on the line!!!

Stanley Tucci will play Dopey Shag 3 in The Untied States if Inanity!

This website is you guessed it

God a problem?

Alright, but I’m hate-watching it. Like I did with Merlin.

Sbarros is pretty bad. Also I had to type that three times to convince autocorrect I did not really want to say Sharia.

I had a birthday at Pizza Hut when I was 39.

Doesn’t Subway regularly top lists of places to avoid because the meat sits out too long?

1987

Reformulated Dominos: Now LESS shitty!

Chubby Cox? What good is Chubby Cox anyway?

I think that’s what we have way out here in East Bumblefuck

Dunderhead! Tigers are indeed magickal disintegrators and they assuredly NEVER shit!

He’s very clean though isn’t he?