she’s drunk?

The Good News: I’m righteously fucking with my neighbors.
The Bad News: My yard is now filled with Tigger crap. I don’t even like Tigger that much!

If Alien Jesus sees that he’s going to want to fuck it.

Maybe not your life

Instead we get more Rick(y) Schroder.

It was so much simpler back in the 90's. When you said “The show with the gay guy”, everybody knew you meant Will & Grace

Who’s that one dude remind me of?

Depends, can I keep the dead bird that’s in there?

I watched Golden Girls with my grandmother.

Dream shitter, I believe you can get me thru the night...

I think it’s all good. The Church of Satan needs all the publicity it can get. It’s not like back in the 80's when Geraldo was shilling for them.

Does anybody know how often these guys bathe?

“I came to get my chafing dish!”

I’d swear you were describing a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

this is what I came here for.

“Boomer porn” is giving me some weird thoughts.

Yeah, DnD didn’t make me a Satan worshipper.

Rusty Gold, History Channel Gold, 

“Zooey, get in here!”

Wasn’t the little girl from Red Meat who sparred with Milkman Dan named Karen?