‘cause that’s what she does!

Yeah, give it the same respect we give Star Wars!

Scream Here?

This is actually pretty good.

The band on stage

Is that what they call a McRib in France?

now I feel old

Valley Girl?

too jaded for paintball?

just be grateful it’s not yoga pants.

I’M NOT STARTING NOW!

Urine big trouble

rearranged themselves into a swastika?

If they were on Elektra, he was lucky to have that much.

“Nah, ma, it’s just the ‘New Caddy Smell’! Ah swear!”

Love of baking shows with Paris Hilton, love of podcasts with Tig Notaro and the Good Place is . . . I guess wherever Tig Notaro is.

I think I already talked to somebody today about “readingthearticlebeforecommenting”.

Why is this guy all consumed with AIDS, anyway?

If you’re addicted, “All you had to do is not get loaded” isn’t so simple as that.

Am I the only one who thinks “I’m In Love With My Car” was unfairly overshadowed by that overblown, way-too-long drivel “Bohemian Rhapsody”?