Let’s play a game called “name a female celebrity that the Jezebel commenters would totally support in doing what Bill Murray did.” I’ll start: Beyonce.

Are your parents ashamed of what you do? Serious question, because mine would be, but other people’s might not be, I don’t know.

Mouth missed open receivers repeatedly all game. Let’s not act like Newton didn’t play badly.

Rene Russo is married to the guy who wrote (and directed) Nightcrawler.

Remind me again how this is different from what Deadspin claims is the networks “glorifying” violence in football by re-playing big hits over and over again?

No one likes the kid who keeps coming back to high school after graduating (or, in your case, getting expelled).

Can we drop the Ballghazi, already? Everyone else calls it “Deflategate.” You guys tried to make it stick, it didn’t.