Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

How about the attendance at the IndyCar race in Phoenix? I don’t know how that series sustains itself.

Why is NASCAR so complicated? Setting aside the technical regulations for the cars, the race itself is quite simple.

“Sir, I pulled you over because the time-averaged derivative of your location measured by this laser interferometer has exceeded the specified local maximum.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

Hamilton won the Electoral College though.

Craigslist be like,

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

He has been building up his tolerance to it so he can best a Sicilian in a game of wits.

Ecclestone will remain until all his horcruxes are destroyed.

Like you said, its mostly used for cooling, it’s not like it magically becomes some form of toxic non-water. Let alone that they may have some condenser/radiator that just cools the same water for reuse.

Don't think this will work as a desktop image. When I set it, my computer immediately crashes into the the nearest Corvette.