Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

How about the attendance at the IndyCar race in Phoenix? I don’t know how that series sustains itself.

Why is NASCAR so complicated? Setting aside the technical regulations for the cars, the race itself is quite simple.

“Sir, I pulled you over because the time-averaged derivative of your location measured by this laser interferometer has exceeded the specified local maximum.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Hamilton won the Electoral College though.

Craigslist be like,

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Ecclestone will remain until all his horcruxes are destroyed.

Don't think this will work as a desktop image. When I set it, my computer immediately crashes into the the nearest Corvette.