I4 from a Cayman/Boxter? You mean flat 4 that is probably way too wide to fit in the front of a Mecan so they couldn’t use it if they wanted to?

“I don’t recall Porsche making a turbo four-cylinder.” Porsche doesn’t.

Rory responds by first attacking readers. Rory is the editor in chief. Rory gets rightly called out in comments for attacking the readers.  I think the criticism of how he handles this is well placed.

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

Sounds like he’s taking a page out of Brad’s book.

They’re building their own Jalopnik, but with blackjack and hookers.

Rory, shame on you for this stupid take. Make the site better. This place has slowly been bled dry of its talent and these two were what you had left. But by all means, hire Marquis back after her flame out.

Yeah, but at least Bradley didn’t gray me for calling him out. He was bitchy about it, but he left it at that.

You love to see it:

Also - you can go over to theautopian.com

You spoiled the surprise party!

Well said. The comment section on this article is basically a wake for the Jalopnik that once was.

This website needs to be upvoted to the top!

“Millions of people read this site”

Exactly, we all know why the quality has suffered, the sites are no longer passion projects, they’re click generators and the listicles are proof of that. I don’t blame the writers so much as the management, I’m sure it’s been decreed from above. Yes, sites need to generate revenue, but when the passion and integrity…

Better yet:

The Autopian. Next Month.

Finally, this may be the push I need to stop visiting this site. You guys were the only ones that made it bearable. Best of luck in your future endeavors! 

Will there be a Jalop article pointing us to where you two have gone, or do I just have to remember to google your names every few weeks?