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Works for me, I like hearing new and exciting ways that that car sucked.

Why is this awkward looking penis-car not number one? This thing is hideous.

Haha. Only on the Jalopnik Facebook do people hate on me, everyone else is fairly normal. Last time we off-roaded I got a lot of crap for it being pretty mild, but anyone who has been to Rausch Creek knows this is a fairly legit place to off-road.

There are plenty of trails in the Pine Barrens where it would do nicely.

As the proud former owner of not one, but 2 350Zs, let me say anyone’s prejudice is unfounded and foolish.

I kinda assumed it was “done” when they couldn’t sell the damn things.

I go to Ocean City once a year for Bike week, and always try to have this conversation with local resident bartenders (or anyone else in the service industry, but it usually ends up being bartenders - can’t figure out why) I open the conversation with:

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A commercial to help prove your point about the 1994 being the retro one.

Turbocharged stick shift Voyager mini-van....well under 15k so plenty enough to fix all the rust and upgrade it to a sleeper warrior!

That’s why I watch Wheeler Dealers. Buy a car, fix a car, sell a car. I’ve actually learned quite a bit watching Mike and Edd.

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Hmmmm I can’t tell if you are trolling, or if you are just a horrible attorney. If you think that because people are in a competition, they want to kill eachother, then I think you have serious issues on the way you perceive sports. Ward’s actions were irrelevant?? I’m sorry, but, if your dumbass gets out of your car

Except that his assumptions are backed by the decision of the grand jury.

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can

The number of people who refuse to accept that this is better than the GT40 (and previous GT) is astounding, to the point of embarrassment.

Hey in final form, the Prowler was pushing out 254 ponies. The 911 of that era was only at 296 hp.

Momo wheel and an NRG release, but ‘no aftermarket junk’. Okay.

Its so strange that when you neglect a model for years and years that the sales numbers fall off a cliff...who would have seen that coming? Not the FJ cruiser, and certainly not the Xterra...

Base Accord money for one of the most significant cars in Honda history, rapidly and sadly fading to extinction? This is easy.

Awesome. This IS the DUI of the future. I can’t believe how this site continues to be apologists for texting and driving. Irresponsible and selfish.

“But the fact that most of the drivers ticketed in Georgia were in stopped vehicles, coupled with the fact that the cops were disguising their appearance, makes it easy to see why drivers feel duped.”