Speed has never killed anyone, it's suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you.

Can we stop talking about Afrotwat and focus on how to get rid of Bieber?

Afroduck's greatest failing may not have been driving around Manhattan at an average speed of 60 miles an hour. It may have been just being a nice Canadian, as the fugitive claimed on an in-person TV interview today.

Have you ever just wanted to roll up a newspaper and smack someone with it? What's missing is me with a newspaper in close proximity to this guy. He's such a chuck of fecal matter.

Oh, the Corolla with screens in the bumper! I remember that one (in part cuz my Corolla is the same year), and even on the show, when they said "screens in the bumper!" the boss was like "wait, wtf?" and they were like "because we CAN!"

No, just because it doesn't use fuel, so it's not technically fuel efficient.

I swear we've done this. prepare for hundreds of Tesla Model S submission.

9.) Pimp My Ride: Where Are They Now?

I'm sorry.

Most renters don't hoon their rental cars. They just neglect them. And rental cars are more likely to have gotten required maintenance than privately owned appliance cars. If you can put up with a few scratches on the interior and you're willing to do a complete detail on the inevitably horrendous paint, a used…

Can we end the "everyone abuses rental cars" meme? Most car rentals are for insurance salesman to trundle around Raleigh.

They tried to do that. They offered him a rental car.

So, when the next person they hand the loaner car to who has a serious allergy to dog dander breaks out in hives and sues the dealer, who pays?

Wait? They offered him a perfectly fine rental car to use instead of the Merc and the guy got 5 grand on top of that? How is offering him something besides a Mercedes unfair treatment? You got a ride to use while your car was being serviced stop complaining.

How can a giant fire burning underground that causes collapses and smoke belching roads be underwhelming

Just like the difference between a Vette engine and a Silverado/Tahoe/etc engine. Same design, differnt material, but parts swap over fairly easily.

and both are based off of the LA-V8.

Yeah, why not indeed? He tosses this out almost casually, but if I were a betting man, I'd put money on this happening. Just call it the Nissan Z. It's sexy, simple, and in line with their heritage. Numbers are overrated anyway.

Yea, take that GM.