Buy/lease a new Audi: douchebag

No it's cool - let's just breed ignorance on a car website.

And lightness added.

Buick Road Master

Needs more forward control:

Wouldn't it be cool to have a Mirage with RR layout though?

3:00 in the morning? Weren't you tired getting up in time for high school?

Most people had high speed internet by that time? No they did not. Video files were not the same size either. I used to make AMVs when I was younger, I would know.

After the last crappy regular car review I watched (Pontiac Fiero), I'm gonna skip this one.

The Lincoln came with a clutch (as long as you went for the V6 model). The Jaguar S-Type it was based on did not.

Off-road oriented SUVs might have a stick option, but we're talking about a freakin' Hummer here (the best Hummer)

...he said, trying to ignore the sinking feeling in his chest as he shifts his brown W123 wagon into 'D', his foot resting on the carpet where he knew a clutch pedal should have been.

This has recently become my favorite "I need dis" meme.

"tobytheicecreamsandwich"

Have you ever heard of nattou (納豆)? It's fermented beans that are slimy, sticky, and smell like socks. I quite like nattou, but many foreigners (and some Japanese) think it's utterly repellent. Sounds like the perfect food for a speed eating contest!

I wonder how she reacted to the R34 ones...

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

/In before "my 1953 Buick"

Mazda Protege over the Toyota Previa? WTF? You guys suck

Seriously though. Previa. Vote for the freaking Previa. It's Jalop as be all.