good for all that throbbing horsepower

So, mock the SUVs that never go off road, and then run drivel like this...which will never run off road?

I dunno, that looks more like Sissy Spacek than the new Carrie to me

Because without it, how can you poop?

I know right?! Mind...blown.

Aaaargh. Now they gotta send the Bangladeshis out to repaint the helipad.

That is what I call attitude at altitude!

When will people learn?

On a slippery half pavement/half dirt track, what's fastest: a 4WD Audi sedan, a FWD Toyota Coupe, or a pair of RWD two-doors, a RX7 and a Porsche 911?

That's the noise an emergency response vehicle makes when it is rushing from place to place.

And stay out of my colon!

Uh, Slender Man is from a Something Awful hoax. The videogame came afterward.

"Rich guy drives expensive car cross-country faster then any other rich guy".

Did you hear that?

Pontiac was a corpse before the Government got a look at the books. GM gave Pontiac crap. A vast majority of their cars were re-badged crap.

Like the Vita?

Ten bucks says the Feds don't investigate this one either.

Owner of 4 Saturns... still one of the best (not pretty) but reliable cars GM has ever made.

they can't kill GMC. who would make the wheel covers and grill emblems for all the extra Chevy trucks after they run out of Chevy emblems?

I like the Studebaker Champ Pickup!