European Businessman? Semi-American? How about whitened teeth?

Shouldn't the headline be "The 6 Games on PS4"?

Not to mention the map is called Fog, which is another famous John Carpenter film, along with Halloween. This may as well be called the John Carpenter Map Pack. One small nitpick — Michael Myers uses a butcher knife, not a big fireman axe.

The games audio is killer. Honestly its my favorite thing about this game. It's just so much different from so many games these days..

Well, I'm speechless, I'll just post this then.

I see you don't like comedy then.

Bad mouthing Dandy again I see.

Have at you, lady of the evening!!!

Sir, You May Kill A Hooker

With such a sensitive stomach, it sounds like you aren't Coachella Boyfriend material so you probably shouldn't bother responding to the ad.

I really hope that this wasn't posted by my 24-year-old, 5-foot-9, recently dumped-by-boyfriend, Coachella-loving daughter.

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

America is still struggling with puritanism in 2014. A bizarre mish mash of freedom and squamishness, all ruled over by a handful of billionaires who spend their money on convincing poor people to hate each other.

Great... How original... What did your therapist say about that?

Amazing how a good idea could be destroyed by such a terrible video.

Where the fuck is AMMU-NATION?