I’m a bit evil hearted and your story makes me like her just bit more. Imagine this little blond loud mouth yelling out “dorks” like an bad scene form an 80s movie. Oh to be in the 80s again when dork was an insult lol.

One thing I remember is that she would skate with the rest of us plebes until her coach arrived (the rink was leased during certain hours for training) and as soon as her coach was putting on his skates she would yell “Off my ice, dorks!” as loud as her shrill little voice could. They pass an announcement on the…

The running joke in my family for many years when faced with any minor inconvenience, was to scrunch up our faces and wail, “whyyyyyy mmeeeeee?!?!?!” It was best performed by my biker looking father, complete with ZZ Top beard.

Semi-related disclosure: As a child I skated at the Lloyd Center ice rink in Portland with Tonya. Can confirm she is and has always been a complete C-word.

The skate failure (I can’t remember if it was a broken lace, or something else with her skate) ruined the performance of the Canadian skater, Josée Chouinard, who was to compete after Harding. Chouinard was going through her pre-skate routine when she was suddenly told she had to go on. The judges allowed Harding a…

Dorothy Hamill

Amy Schumer

10/10 Would hit it while listening to Ace of Base.

We do that too!

Kristi Yamaguchi > Tonya > Nancy

It’s terrible casting. She’s way too fine-boned and princess-looking. The filmmakers should have put priority on finding someone who could deliver the accent and the look. They’re crucial in this story.

Yup she needs a better dialect coach. Other than that I think she’s very talented.

I’m ready for Sebastian Stan as Jeff Gillooly to give me confusing sexual urges.

you have piqued my interest

Same. But I quickly jumped the Kerrigan ship for Oksana Baiul and her swan headpiece.

I am not into figure skating, but watching the clips, Tonya was like, Serena Williams-level jacked, and she’d do these awesome jumps. If only she hadn’t done the whole crime thing, I think she could have really changed the face of the sport, bringing an era of stronger, more muscular figure skaters.

She’s also way too tall and I agree she should have been Kerrigan - their contrasting physiques were key to their differing styles and their public perception as well. Kerrigan’s height led to a more traditional graceful, artistic style that contemporary judges preferred and Harding’s short, powerful stature gave her…

I’m ready for every last blurb about this movie.

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I’m sure this doesn’t apply to anyone reading this article, but on the off chance you haven’t seen the 30 for 30 about Nancy and Tonya, I am imploring you to drop whatever you’re doing and watch it immediately. It is truly amazing.