Adorable!

Cool that your sister is able to use it! My family is also Jewish (including the paternal grandparents who were Holocaust survivors), and I honestly think that their painful experiences is part of the reason that they didn’t identify openly as Jewish and, by extension, why they didn’t want us speaking Polish…

My parents did the same thing but in Polish. Problem is that kids really absorb language at that age, especially if they’re surrounded by it (as I was, living in a multi-generational, largely Polish speaking family). No matter if you aren$t explicitly “teaching” them. I certainly understood way more than I wanted to!

We use “talk about Christmas” as a code for some reason, but it’s more because we think it’s funny than because we’re trying to fool the kid.

Old high school teacher of mine. His name was Theodore Theodore:

http://www.webcemeteries.com/Tributes/default.asp?Id=4682851

Former Disneyland Annual Pass Holder here. I cannot begin to tell you how much easier it’d be to go to Disneyland with two small children if both of them were high.

Seems like turnabout should be fair play. He bothers everyone all the time, if you count existing.

What would you do if you stumbled upon Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone accompanied by eight other dorks doing some sort of choreographed dance to the music playing out of the trees in Fantasyland? Would you assume they were high or just quirky?

C.J. didn’t bother asking Bieber for the money because he “didn’t want to bother him.”

I’d like to think that she’s finally collapsed under the weight of her own stupidity.

Detective LaToya always gets to the bottom of a case.

Disgusting. What a low life sack of organs.

Fuck her fuck her fuck her. Fucking piece of shit.

Would trust The Situation to broker peace between foreign bros before I trust Omarosa to do literally anything.

Now she can walk around the White House trying on Michelle’s discarded gowns and high-heels, whispering the theme song to Miss Universe and writing down names on her little moleskin notebook.

Someone on cable news pointed out that Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking over “The Apprentice”, so...........a man who used to be a famous bodybuilder and then a movie star and then somehow Governor of California, will now host a show that used to be run by a real estate developer turned reality TV star, and now that…

Perfect. Here’s an example of how empathetically she engaged a member of the public who identified as a survivor of sexual assault: http://www.mtv.com/news/2948077/im-the-survivor-who-called-out-omarosa-for-defending-trump/

Reality stars in the white house. Who next? The Situation in the situation room? Those weirdo Duggars running Children and Family Services?

Omarosa? More like Oma-NO-sa. Amirite?