My thoughts. He’s been using the money he is taking away from good government works for shit that’s a lot worse. I can ignore the intention for a second and say that this is my least unfavorite thing he’s done so far.

It’s Hunting Season!

Well this wasn’t Broadway or anything, but it was pretty fun community theatre that we performed in a church. We actually had a little family with elementary school aged kids come in on Mother’s Day thinking it was “a” cabaret and they were gone halfway through Wilkommen haha.

I love it too! I was in it once also, marking the third time my Jewish, dark haired ass has been cast as a Nazi.

Haha thanks! I would have thought his reference was satire if I thought he was capable of it.

Every time I wake up to like 20 notifications on Jezebel I’m like DrunkTobes what did you dooooo

He got together with Jenny Slate while she was married so singleness is not a prerequisite for Cap apparently!

Nah it’s from Cabaret. Pretty odd of Spencer to pull a deep cut from one of the gayest, most antifa musicals to ever gay/antifa but I’ve never understood shit about Nazis anyway.

God I’m going to be sad to leave my job. We comp people the first two times they send something back, we charge them full price after that (if it is a single person, not a eight person party).

I actually warn people against getting a few of our sides that are super expensive (unless I decide I don’t like the customer then I let them be disappointed). Dry coleslaw in a ramaken usually used for dressing is not worth eight dollars, sorry management!

Yep, also we have to tip out to the bar and food runner/buspeople, so every time someone leaves zero tip I’m paying to have served them. One time I worked a concert where the artist handed out cash to women “for getting hair and nails done” so I know for a fact one of my customers MADE $40 and she still stiffed me…

Bleh I think my autocorrect or drunkenness changed “I feel like a bitch” to “I seem like a bitch” but thank you!

Ha!!

As a busty girl I am SO OVER women and gay dudes grabbing my tits. Your lack or either a dick or desire to fuck me does not make it OK to touch my breasts. And I seem like a bitch when I say so. I hate everyone.

I freaking LOVE The Princess and the Frog. So underrated! I worked at a movie theatre when it came out and we really enjoyed it. The songs are so fun and the performances are very unique. Plus in a computer animated world I ADORE hand drawn animation. “When We’re Human” and “Almost There” are some of my favorite…

You convinced me to watch it again tonight. I forgot how good “Hamlet Goes Safari” really is

Haha thank you! And yeah but like... barges are big! Also five dozen is SIXTY EGGS!!

Every season is a new (yet related) story so there is no rush to catch up if you want to just jump in on season three, but it’s all fantastic.

This is why I disliked Spamalot. So much of the dialogue was verbatim, but less effectively delivered. Meh.

Yes! It was the second movie I saw in the theatre, (LM being first) and I will never forget it because the theatre caught fire and we had to evacuate! We also got free passes which was very exciting.