O shit who is the Crimson King??? Like who is worse than Bannon?

I was shocked recently to meet a handsome guy with a good personality and a really small dick because I assumed that most people with that issue are bitter woman haters due to my time on the internet. That’s my bad. But guess what? Because he was nice looking and smart and fun I didn’t care that he had a small dick!…

I remember when I was doing online dating one of my photos was of three of my most beautiful friends and me, with the caption being something about being hesitant to post it because they all look so pretty. Some douche with no profile picture messaged me just to say “None of you are beautiful just so you know” and I…

Excuse me I believe you mean “Noice”

Sometimes I wish you could see what commenters star certain posts because I’d love to stay clear of all of them.

All I can think of.

Well then we need to talk about Kevin.

I think she’s the only one on a mainstream news channel with any integrity anymore (and yes I am aware my “fave is problematic” but still). I would love for her investigations into Trump to immortalize her in that Woodward and Bernstein way.

Fair enough! I was seriously surprised by how much I ended up liking the film, a date chose it and I didn’t want to be rude so I went along and had a great time.

At least in Virginia jails (I don’t know about prison but I can ask) they do not issue you or allow you to have hair ties. Technically you aren’t supposed to put your hair up or braid it or anything but unless the guard wants to be a real asshole in NOT MY experience they won’t give you a hard time about it because…

Time for her Pulitzer? I hope so.

I totally didn’t do this last week...

In jail the waistband of your panties is indispensable for use as a hair tie OR SO IVE HEARD

Haha o man something about “a skirt that’s all hem” really tickled me thank you.

But I always pictured the Walkin Dude as kind of hot...

I thought Red was a ton of fun, and while I watch a lot of trash TV I am normally a snob about movies. Is the sequel worth it?

I think it would be weirder if you didn’t. They air it constantly and it’s one of the best of the whole series. Plus Carol Burnett!

Ahhh he so is! I also love him in that Law and Order where Carol Burnett is his aunt and they’re having a relationship.

OK I have to admit I might watch that one. I’m a Murderino, I can’t look away from Manson. Also helps that I haven’t seen the sobbing family members of his victims like Litigious mentioned and I hate Roman Polanski.

Vomit can we just get Floating Ear Man in the back instead?