Max is so hot, I quit the show when he left to direct a real movie and it was just sad ass Nev and the worst guest stars ever.

Jinni I’m still PMSing and your kindness is still making me cry haha

Has anyone seen Steve Bannon in the last few hours?

Some bitchy blonde neighbor of mine accused me of animal cruelty leaving my dog out in MY OWN backyard for “hours” (ten minutes) when it was “20 below” (30 above) and like five minutes after I went back inside I had a lightbulb and said “Step away from my dog and the alternative facts Kellyanne!” Now I almost want her…

Thanks, I’m mostly OK!

STAIIIIINS

It’s very Black Mirror.

Taking her temperature! That’s amazing.

There were also a few seriously creepy adults who always happened to be the ones around when we did “disclosure circles” (essentially confession)...

I keep trying to ungrey this and it isn’t letting me :(

Awww love is a flat heart (or something) <3

I was wondering if this was the case and was nervous to ask, so thank you!

Or the Melania special, pussy bow!

Slightly unrelated but the last time I had a pleasant trip on shrooms I kept seeing “tiny pussies” and laughing hysterically about the word “vellum” so my friends created a fake band to tease me with called Vellum and the Tiny Pussies. This is what Pretty Pussy makes me think of and I encourage you all to choose this…

Most of the ones I know are now “libertarians”

Lol wait his campaign for what??

Chelsea can be so obnoxious but she’s been so good on all this Trump shit. I definitely wish her well and like this new era of hers.

Sisqo is a flat circle.

Hahah yes “On Wednesdays we wear HIGH cheekbones”