I am just so tickled that your first response is “What a bitch”. I’ve been listening to too much My Favorite Murder and can imagine Georgia and Karen saying the same thing.

This is funny, I just opened up xoJane last night for the first time in ages to hateread the IHTM essays and had to stop because on Android it brings you back to the top of the list regardless of how far down the article you read was and it drove me freaking crazy. Girl bye.

Nah that’s the joke I came here to make.

I want to talk to everyone about the finale but no one I know is watching it and I REALLY don’t want to spoil it! Grrrr.

I am an inherently awful person so... I still think this is awful.

Wow. Last time she performed at the venue where I work Michelle Obama came to her show. Bet THAT won’t happen again!

I was 8 when this happened and believe me, we alllll knew about it.

Sent a request!

Just reading that made me cry. Not watching that video EVER.

He’s an invisible fencing dog!

This is the first time that my teacher friends have been hesitant to tell their students to watch the debates. They were rightly worried about Trump’s content not being appropriate. How do you explain the guy who is going to be president grabbing women by the pussy to first graders?

Ooo where is the info on this? I have to work that night but I really want to make it out before.

Seems like your husband is the one with impending dome if ya know what I mean!

Ahhh nothing more attractive than a man with no friends!

You’ve made it a safe place for me to admit that the joke took me a minute too... and I also love the Smiths yay!

It’s totally cool, I saw you responded to a few people and it made more sense. I’m just always interested in who is fucking who and celebrity gossip regardless of if they are LGBTQ+ because I am essentially 12.

I didn’t say he “acted gay”. I obviously don’t know for sure, but Taylor Lautner not being straight is an 8impression I have developed from various things I’ve read over the years. If anything the kid seems like a fairly typical bro.

This is a gripe I commonly have with fictional characters and couples. Like, what do they talk about together? Who would Christian Grey shoot the shit with? Pat Bateman maybe, if his card has a watermark?

He’s not.

Rachel is a friend of mine from childhood. She’s a total badass and the ally I aspire to be in how she relates to her students and community. It is really weak that they are silencing her like this, however unsurprising.