That’s so funny, because I never use that phrase but I didn’t read any press on Rogue One for a change of pace and when he appeared on my screen I whisperyelled “Baby boo!!”.

If I hadn’t just found out I was on my period during an attempted bone session a couple of hours ago this would have convinced me. I’m bawling.

A decent amount of the strippers I know have either done extra sex work with clientele or have told me that it’s fairly usual for their coworkers to do the same, so maybe it’s partially protecting the employee’s money?

Asian, I guess?

My local is a gay karaoke bar so it attracts a decent number of mostly respectful straights who like singing and kitsch. It also attracts an indecent number of straight dudes looking to prey on girls who have their guards down out with their gay friends. The door people know this though and will kick a guy out if he…

She came to the venue where I work and sat on the floor, cross-legged, staring at the ground, the entire set. Still better than most performers I’ve ever seen, still beautiful and weird.

Like... he was the less hot one in Y Tu Mama Tambien. And now, well I don’t know if I could possibly choose.

“It takes a lot of cool to have hair this dumb” - Dolly Parton, probably

Only my two funniest friends spell it this way out of everyone I know and they’ve never met. I think it is definitely the mark of a dark, Jewish humor.

Aw, Ser Davos thanks you

Haha o my god! This is good, especially since we call my dog the Last Bastion of True Stupidity (among other things).

Yeah exactly! I’m like “Spare me some of the details. Except for the stuff about birthday presents...”

My parents both speak Spanish fluently so they would do that when they wanted to talk about stuff in front of us. Unbeknownst to them they started teaching Spanish in my sisters pre-k and she’s bomb at languages so we figured out most of the basics pretty quickly.

High at the water park is my personal favorite. My whole life flashed before my eyes when I did the Aqualoop but I laughed so hard I cried when it was done.

When I was a tween I asked for the Winona Ryder in Girl, Interrupted and received a straight up bowl cut.

We did that when we were in college, like all of us were “It’s complicated” with our roommates but I went to Vassar and it wasn’t really funny because like everyone turned out bisexual so then it’s like “OK so were you dating or not?”

I don’t have that friend, but I have plenty of acquaintances I keep on Facebook solely because their relationship drama is so excessive and so good.

What... what’s happening here?

I’d love to have a career like Felicia Day. She gets to play interesting and iconic roles in smaller films and TV for great directors and seems financially stable, but she’s boring enough to the paps that she got this far in her pregnancy able to make the announcement herself.

Yeah insofar as I believe that anyone can “steal” someone’s husband Liz Taylor definitely stole Eddie from Debbie Reynolds.