I feel like a lot of those would be very sad. For me the first time I remember I was maybe five. The last time was two weeks ago. Both were completed (5) or attempted (29) pussy grabs. Many variations in the time in between.

I would love to see the glares while all silently giving birth. See how he handles babies coming out of their wherever!

It has the added advantage of making his fingers look short af though.

Honestly say what you or I will about them, NYDN has been killing it with these covers lately.

Jeb is basically a Diamondback origin story waiting to happen. I say let it happen!!

Two weeks ago was the last time this happened for me.

Awww Carrot. I read most of Discworld not long after reading Anne of Green Gables and loved him before I met him for his glorious name. Pod from GoT makes me think of him too.

When I was in sixth grade my bitchy friends dared me to ask our pervy teacher to have sex with me. I would receive like $15 supposedly. I’m fucking absurd so I went up to him, laughing my ass off, and said “They said they would give me $15 if I ask you to have sex with me”. Guess who ended up in the guidance…

Ah I did not know that, that’s freaking awesome. I toured their Vermont factory as a kid and have had a soft spot for them since even though they haven’t made a froyo version of Chubby Hubby.

O shit!

The founders of Ben and Jerry are originally a couple of hippies from Vermont. Good chance they are down with gay marriage and BLM, as opposed to other companies that are just jumping on a bandwagon.

How have I missed this??

I believe her because I always believe women who say they’ve been attacked unless I receive real reason to believe otherwise but ALSO because no NDA could keep everyone silent about their complicity in this and the blowback would be HUGE if it ever came out that this was staged.

She’s not Angelina from the Jersey Shore!

Haha o my god!!!

He’s definitely aware. He is the same person who got me to watch Lost by saying if I did he would watch Game of Thrones. After I was hooked he told me he was never going to watch Game of Thrones. What a douche. Love the kid to death.

That’s what I thought, and I watched both seasons of For the Love of Ray J

I keep trying to get my Fringe-obsessed friend to watch Stranger Things based on the above but he’s so contrary he won’t just because it is popular.

I have a gay friend who is all about Johnson. Haha pun initially not intended. But said friend is 19 so I forgive it a little...

I know the people who have the “CATO” license plate in Northern VA. They are as you would expect them to be.