Unfortunately Obama couldn't, and he, single-handedly, altered the meaning of hope & change into despair and more of the same.

He is not his friend and in Brazil, they will run with your phone.

The one on the right is definitely a drag queen. Actually, both look like a couple of dudes.

Or Putin the net.

No, FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU. You will make a good dictator one day. You should have worked in DC because they love assholes like you who have no respect for the CONSTITUTION.

Soccer can be only understood if your country was bombed the hell out, and if in your national history, some mother fucking American asshole didn't bomb the shit out of your country. Soccer is the poor's man sport, it doesn't require too much to practice. I mean, it's the only mother fucking Democratic sport out…

Crooked Camel-Toe is a good sign...

I think it was a great tactic against a very good team. We had to build a defensive wall and park the bus in our half of the field while relying on counter-attacks. Ghana has players who possess great individual skills, and they are very good on one-on-one. We would have been destroyed if we opened up the game for…

The UN can't regulate morality and yes they can't tell other countries how to treat their citizen. For fuck sake, women can't drive in Saudi Arabia, one of our closest ally. Here's a list of countries where homosexuality is illegal:

Fuck yeah! Two women kissing is a beautiful thing to look at. But two dude making out is ugly, sick and fucking disgusting.

What are you talking about? There are many many countries where homosexuality is punishable by DEATH.

Nah! This is just another when keeping it real goes wrong.