40 years on planet earth so far here... I have not once put up a photo of myself on the internet (i don’t use social media to post - I only read) and I went to college / highschool prior to the advent of social media / facebook etc, so I never had my picture uploaded then (in fact, the only photos of me to date are…

Well said.

In this case it would be detrimental to the cow’s health: she’s not physically large enough to carry a bison calf.

Maybe you have an Aquarius rising, EVER THINK OF THAT??

Oh god we had a Guernsey, they *are* nice. We named her Bubbles! She was very gentle, but also had a weird personality. The summer before I moved in with my gran on her farm she discovered a patch of ditch weed and ate it all. Gran said she was never the same, and kept wandering over to that corner of pasture in case…

I’m a socially anxious Sagittarius and I’ve been in the same monogamous relationship since I was 20.

Longhorn cattle were always the worst, for me. They were so freaking aggressive. When my parents lived in Texas their neighbours had a longhorn cow in their yard. They had a ranch, but they didn’t live on it. She was their pet. She broke the fence trying to get at me, multiple times, when I was mowing the yard. We had…

I’ll be honest with you. Limousin cows are some of my least favorite, and I was never broken up about them going to market. A red Angus is about the sweetest animal on a farm tho. I always felt guilty about them.

Truth. The only cows I was ever afraid of were the Limousin and the Charolais. We had a Charolais bull for 3 years and I swear to god every calf that came off him were impossible little brats. We couldn’t keep decent enough fencing and the neighbors were always mad.

In front of children?!!!! In the daytime?!!!! Well, she may as well have just pulled the trigger herself! Oh, the humanity!

Cows are not as dumb as people think, they better have a good capture plan. My college roommate’s dad had dairy cows on his farm and he would remove the calves from their mothers within 24 hours after birth so the milk was available right away (this is typical). Those mom cows would try an hide their babies, push them…

Right? If it were a Jersey, I’d be worried. This girl will be the boss before she’s done.

She really has everyone buffaloed.

“Freedom cow”

My granFanda had a mixed bag of cattle types in her herd and I can tell you from experience that Limousins are obstreperous, indignant jackasses. Freedom cow will be fine.

I guess it’s just the Pisces in me.

Yeah, it was also funny when Shelby Lynne said it a decade ago.

I don’t want to touch the rest of it with a ten foot pole but this right here:

Megan, you missed the best line in the interview, which is actually from the David Marchese, the interviewer: