I’m not an expert (but why should that stop me?) and I watched the last part of the show, and while 1st place blond made all her jumps (I guess, who can tell, really?), she looked a lot more awkward between jumps and spins than others I’ve seen.

I went to New Zealand and Australia two years ago. Kmart was amazing and I was so confused. They sell lots of really great camping gear and fun clothes. Also, they don’t have a pharmacy section or bandaids.

It’s like they ripped off all the best ikea designs and made them cheaper.

I haven’t been to a Kmart in the US in probably two decades (and imagine they sell a wider range of stuff) but in australia they managed to revitalize themselves by going full-Scandi in all of their furniture and home wares and selling stuff that actually looks good. They are super popular here now it’s crazy.

I had to go into a KMart a couple months back. Long story short, my 4 year old only wants to wear dresses and we didn’t pack her any pants for a trip to a place that I forgot would be cold at night in August. This KMart was filthy, poorly lit, and was basically the definition of “impoverished.” The cashiers, while…

yeah but this cold though its so extreme, i will own a pet though. and i’ve been learning some surprising stuff. over the summer i learnt that their paws need protecting when it gets too hot, fine makes sense. it gets cold out, get them tiny sweaters, absolutely. worry about their anus’ freezing? you lost me there

I have a cat, and his anus is on its own, sorry buddy. 

That’s, like, Pro-level pet ownership there. I still try to pretend my dog doesn’t have any holes that aren’t on his head.

I love her. Sure, she’s going to chew the scenery as Bellatrix LeStrange or Madame Thenardier, because that’s what those roles involve. Back in her earliest career, she was typecast as an “English Rose” in “Corset Movies” due to successes in A Room With A View and Howard’s End. She broke out from that, and how.

Her Elizabeth Taylor portrayal was phenomenal and revelatory. I implore you to see it and perhaps it will change your mind!!

I love everything about Helena Bonham Carter, from her name to her scenery eating. She was the best thing about Fight Club, for sure! I myself am a “plain Jane” but I have sympathized with Ms. Carter’s struggles to avoid entering the “Driving Miss Daisy” stage of her career before she is dragged kicking and screaming…

“IS THIS RAP?!”

The commentary is unbelievably cringeworthy.

It’s nice when they allow the elderly to be commentators.

Even the white ladies in the crowd are doing their best to crunk it up from their chairs along to this.

Sgt Foley: What have you been doing all your life? Listening to hard rock music and bad-mouthing your country, I bet.

Promise me you will post when that happens. I am fucking jacked right now reading your prose.

My body is ready to be screaming over a hotly contested curling match while seated at my local bar

“Welcome to figure skating, where a blizzard of white cluelessness will pull you to short, sweet death.”
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT SHOTS <FRIDAY NIGHT> OMG!

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.