I did the exact same thing you did. Your last couple of sentences sum up how I felt.

I still love book stores. I stare at my phone/lap top all of the time, I don't need to do it in order to read a book. Also, It's a lot less likely that a book will get stolen on the subway.

Kind of lame to diss bookstores considering that y'all have a book coing out soon.

is really into Jesus (LIKE REALLY REALLY INTO HIM), and not so much into sin, polyester blends, these modern sluts, the basics of puberty, and Carrie.

Yep — her biggest crime is showing how much she wants it and how hard she's worked. If she were a male star, it would be called integrity and fortitude. Because she's a woman, it's desperation.

I'm Fascinated by your Capitalization choices.

I completely disagree, Dodai.

I would keep having conversations about it (not that you asked for my advice, feel free to tell me to shut up). I can't help but wonder if he won't budge on this, what else he might expect you to dutifully accept as "his decision, and that's final!"

I'm willing to bet that Instagram wouldn't have done shit about a man's happy trail.

See, I *also* have a giant booty and if I have to wear anything other than boy shorts I will flip out and kill someone. Boy shorts are the only comfy undies in my life. I own three thongs, one of which is so impractical it only is for sexytimes, and the other two haven't been outside my underwear drawer in at least a…

I wonder if butt shape matters, because there is a pretty strong divide (hehe) in preference.

Controversial opinion time:

Are you being a middle-schooler for Halloween, Tracie?

This is nothing but shitty. No wonder I stay away from the main page these days. Grow up.

can we get some fresh herbs up in this beef tea?

Yeah, this is some grade A bullshit.

I barely had to look and I knew. TEM wrote this. God, she is the worst.

This is why we can't have nice things.

What the fuck is this horse shit?

That's a pretty strict diet if you're starting at over 300 lbs.