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Wow, about fucking time! Naturally, it was the Washington article.....

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose

You know, some anxiety drugs and some therapy would probably clear that up in a couple of months.

My husband has his looking brothers. In. No. Way. Do I want to fuck them. You can acknowledge beauty without putting in a “I’d fuck that" category.

You sound like a “Cool Girl”

You would be fine with your partner blasting to the whole world that he wants to fuck your sisters?

Kanye West is garbage. The Kardashians are also garbage. All these garbage people have more money than i’ll ever see in my lifetime, let alone most people’s lifetime. Meanwhile, i’m over here wondering if I’ll have enough money this week to be able to buy toilet paper or if I should just go to the local community

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Crowd Reaction:

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

Sure do love all the perfect parents in this comment section who have never, ever fucked up, not even once. Not even when they are tired, or stressed, or sick, or overworked or running on fumes.

Nooooo, Hazel! Annihilation is an amazing female centric sci fi horror. I remember you doing a feminist horror episode of your MTV podcast and Annihilation would definitely fit!

Same-sex shipping of celebrities is not new, and has nothing to do with if people like Taylor or not.

What did Timothy Olyphant ever do to you?

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

Most Brewers’ game attendees are from nearby Waukesha County. A hyper conservative, nearly all white, exurban dump also referred to as Walkersha County for it’s endless support of Scott Walker.