Or at least put the names/descriptions in the order that the photos are in.

Isn’t that what mother! was?

HAH! You’re funny. I work at a company that has medical insurance. I’m sorry if you don’t and I sincerely hope that you have access to that at some point. If you want me to feel bad about it... nah.

Good pediatricians pay attention to their kids. The one we have for all three of my kids (been there since day one for all of them) always takes a few minutes at each appointment to really talk to them and he asks my wife and I if they’ve had any big personality changes or signs of depression. Every, single, time.

Would you rather that assistant not have the well paid job?

As a husband who’d prefer my wife not spend time on gifts cause tolerating my ass is a full-time job already, I suggest going on the hike alone (or with close friend or family other than hubby) and give yourself some self-care. Explain to your husband that saying you don’t love him is hurtful, unproductive, and it’s…

“I got you a new gift, a divorce!”

Dude, that is not good. And this comes from someone who gets upset when my husband unilaterally decides to stop getting me presents for Valentine’s Day and my anniversary, as well as bailing on my 40th birthday party. I understand people can get upset when they see getting presents as an expression of love and a…

Do men get gifts on Valentine’s Day? Huh. At any rate, he sounds manipulative and immature as hell, so pushing him off a mountain during a hiking trip sounds like your best bet.

What the actual fuck. That is the absolute BEST kind of gift, especially when you’re strapped for time as it seems you are. The gift of experiences and time together away from your normal routine...aw, lady. I’ll go hiking with you. Let’s get a spa day and some wine when we’re done.

I’m gonna let you finish but...

I think Frank Ocean’s version is actually quite lovely and haunting.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

You’re really going to get on her for not parsing her tweet to meet your exacting pedantic requirements? Go fuck yourself.

I’m gonna go with she didn’t have time to research her facts because she just watched her friends get blown away and her life was just changed forever.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

First of all, the screenplay was adapted while only the first book existed and the other two were not yet written (Source, about halfway down).

Portman was born in Asia (and holds dual citizenship).

This is a steaming-hot taek.

I can think of a few major differences in these situations. So I’m going with no hypocrisy.