homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

i mean i’ve seen published, non-pixelated photos of marath0n runners with literal shit running down their legs

But there is no real evidence that's the case, especially globally. You're making an assumption here based on bias.

That’s a heartbreaking thought, however if mermaids exist, I find it far more likely she simply returned to her kind.

Wow.

Reports are showing that massive interference was probably necessary, though. People from the set have been saying that Trank was erratic, never had a clear understanding of what the movie was even going to be like (lack of vision), possibly drinking/high while on set, and was MIA for much of the final portion of the…

“Certainly, structural sexism exists in ______, but you’re overstating it”

Oh boohoo, it’s pretty clear from studies AND anecdotes that the publishing industry has a heavy bias AGAINST women. Don’t blame them for your inability to move past your biases, and sure as hell don’t bitch and moan about that exact bias being discussed.

This makes me really sad.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

I thought about it for a minute and decided it could have been worse — she could be boning Franzen (booooooooo). But then my brain took it to its logical , shitty wunderkind conclusion and thought, well she could have broken up Chabon’s marriage, which would have resulted in so, so, so many obnoxious think pieces from…

I am a volunteer counselor for PP, and I take this very personally. That’s my information that is out there, that’s me potentially having to deal with identity theft. And while we are at it, this is my uterus, my life. These people are as low and deceitful as they come. And BTW— WE KNOW WHO DID THIS because the…

It’s hot as fuck and I have a migraine. Translation: I HAVE NO FUCKS AVAILABLE FOR DEALING WITH THESE SHITHEELS. Fuck off and leave me and my uterus alone, you sanctimonious hypocrites.

lol

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close made me wish that there was an ebook version of throwing a book against a wall.

What’s wrong with Jonathan Safran Foer anyway?

My wife and I went to San Francisco on our honeymoon to watch the Bears game.

I used to love this show. It was the type of thing I could say “I really it seems like it’s stupid and cheese but it’s actually very smart, well written, and tight.” That hasn’t been true for a very long time. I mean it was always kind of repetitious but it had a kind of ‘Long Days Journey Into Night’ the mistakes of…

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