Exactly. I’ve been divorced for 5 years now, and people still ask me when I’m getting married again. Oh fuck that nope. I’m not bitter, I enjoy relationships with men, I just don’t want to be married. I have different life goals now. Sometimes my life goals include lying around in my pajamas alone all day.

She’s bi though. I think the reaction is more about bi invisibility than about people assuming attractive women can’t be queer.

I’m glad someone had the decency to give praise to this poorly misunderstood, critically acclaimed, award winning, millionaire film maker.
Maybe now someone will finally give Mr. Allen the respect he’s already been given for decades.

or the recent return of Farrow’s allegations that he sexually abused their adoptive daughter Dylan when she was just a girl.

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

depression is something someone can only fix themselves

Holy shit. Everything you just described is the ANTI-THESIS of what someone should be doing to help those in need. Depression is literally a chemical imbalance, what you just wrote is the equivalent of yelling at water to turn into wine, “JUST DO IT, hurry up and turn into wine, what are you happy being water?”.

Things…

Same.

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

Smartest thing I ever did, just ahead of ditching the loser who knocked me up.

When you need someone to be:

apparently JDM is really good at being a bad dad and dying.

And yet, what if she hadn’t scored against Nigeria?

I think Abby Wambach deserves more respect that being called a “corpse”. She is one of the greatest players in women’s football history. The respect her teammates and coach have for her was clearly evident, and I think even somewhat relevant to their victory. Everyone wanted her to add that victory to her storied…

I understand what I’m doing is an abomination, but I just. can’t. quit.

Calm down messi

People keep hair clips in the shower? Whaa...

Cahoots is such a fun word. I think people should use cahoots more often.