oh Jesus.

I told my lawyer that story (plus a few other choice tidbits of our unhappy matrimony) and her response to me was "we'll take every dime he has, and then get the judge to give you his testicles" as he had very little in the way of, well anything, I settled for a quick divorce and his prize bass. I must say the picture…

Thank you, but don't be! This was actually not, by any stretch, the most evil thing he did. 10 years on we have absolutely nothing to do with him (his call) and this may sound glib but I am so, so glad.

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

I LOVE that you went back for the Tupperware!!! Almost as much as the Tiger Balm in the 'hand' lotion. You're my hero.

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…

I've told this story before here. But.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at…

I had accidentally lost a friend's favorite book and was too embarrassed to tell him so I told my boyfriend to keep it to himself as I stalled, hoping I would either find it or be able to replace it before he asked me to return it. Our (mutual) friend admitted that my boyfriend had spilled the beans a long time ago.…

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

I find some of the "kids these days" arguments a bit tiresome. A typical teenager might have been born around 2000. Paul McCartney's biggest hits were 30 or 40 years before they were born. I'd be very surprised if your typical Baby Boomer born in the 50s or 60s knows very much about music from the Roaring 20s or the…

Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

Never seen one myself but I have a story from someone I trust. A few years ago, I asked my SO if he had ever seen a ghost. He got really uncomfortable and squirrelly, lots of hemming and hawing. Annoyed, I said "Just say yes or no! I won't judge if you think you have seen a ghost." (I'm a skeptic and figured he didn't…

This is the closest thing I have to a ghost story. It isn't scary, but it is haunting.