the kid was five years old. he was probably crazy excited to have a little brother, someone to play with and protect.............................

i went to sarah lawrence for a time, and i can confirm the same is true over there. but on the other hand, sarah lawrence is predominantly made up of rich white girls and rich gay boys, so there isn't much of a new culture to permeate.

on my way to steal your girl

aesthetic

dear supreme court,

LOLOLOLOLOL i once had a frat dude use this same argument to explain why that UVA frat shouldn't be suspended for a month

Ijeoma Oluo is the QUEEN. love all her writing, and her twitter is fantastic.

I'm the manager at Fancy Kitchen Store in Upscale Suburban Mall, Calif.

I work at a craft beer/hot dog bar in the Pacific Northwest. We get a lot of granola folks who come in regularly

HAHAHA I missed Saturn Nuts' username and thought you were asking if the movie it's from was called "Saturn Nuts".

could someone tell Bill Cliffton that I (a current undergrad at UCLA) can confirm that UCLA coffee houses still offer Ice Blended drinks.

my sister and I spent at least three years of birthdays and Christmases to accumulate every season of Friends. we finished maybe four years ago, when i was a junior in high school. and now they're all on netflix.

OMG SO PRECIOUS. and perfect imagery!!! my dog is hella sassy and mean so idk about being friends with your dog but he'd probably looooooove you cuz he's a big people dog.

BUT ACTUALLY THOUGH.

and this is what he looks like

my dog is afraid of poppies.(yeah the tiny flower.) he will walk as far away from them as he can.

i think the parts with her mom are supposed to either be a dream sequence or an example of one of her fears

[i don't remember a box in the book???]

PERFECT GIF USE. A+