Smellmore Butts?

This entire album is just so awesome. Seeing it all live last year during the anniversary tour was awesome as well. But for the sports theme, you should have done "We Are Not A Football Team"

You would have thought he'd hold on to the franchise, given his penchant for ridiculously expensive double tall mochas.

Needs more scissoring.

"That's Centaurrible."

But Rodriguez's refusal to bow to the Fiat of Selig and MLB is, as always, the crux of this matter

Wow, I can't believe you dug up this footage. It was buried so well in the backyard.

That wasn't unfunny because it's sad...it's just a bad joke with a shoehorned reference.

DEWEY MURDERS TRUMAN EXECUTION-STYLE

RAYSISM IS THE WORST. NO MATTER WHAT FORM.

I would like to plaud Mr. Barkly for his very candid and insightful views. It must have been very hard for him to admit all of this as a man of black color, but he is clearly more intelligent then your average "athlete" (I believe he went to law school after graduation like my brother). What happened that night we…

They tried doing this with the Jets QB controversy as well, but the teen girls kept saying things like "Mark is so sweet."

Pool Dunking- At least we don't have to worry about the black kids dominating.

Pro-tip: if you open with "I hate to sound like a jerk... Just stop. You're going to sound like a jerk.

None of the Rockies' players noticed, since they're so used to lacking O2.

Makes sense that a Padre is trying to show his purple-headed monster to a friend.

I remember when O.J. Simpson was taken out of the Hall of Fame.

The LA riots were over 20 years ago, tough guy. And they started organically almost as soon as the verdict came down. They didn't sit around, tweet, and think about rioting later.

The worst part about them closing the comments is that they defrauded me out of my best commenter award (from 2012). But my brother said they're dead meat because they violated the statute of frauds.

This was excellent. My wife only knows 4 or 5 of these players, but she totally understood what they're about in the mike and molly context.